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venowyn:

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ereborslionheart:

tolkien fans are insufferable because you’ll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they’ll say “omg my favourite character is about to appear!” and it’s a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

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grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

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libertasexmachina:

Tolkien, 1938: FUCK NAZIS. Jewish are very noble and respectful people. I refuse to let my book be sold by nazis.

Some Karen, 2022: Tolkien clearly was antisemitic

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The man was written to by Hitler, and he responded by telling Hitler to go fuck himself.

I said this before, but it’s incredibly ironic how decorated SCHOLARS have the dumbest most uninformed and ill-educated takes and opinions on the face of the planet.

Perhaps they’re mad that a catholic ww1 veteran created the most beloved fantasy stores of all times. Mainly they do this to all artists, novelists, etc. who are white.

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Optica is a clean and simple theme with tons of customizations. It sounds impossible, but it’s true. Layouts, colors, fonts: Everything is up for grabs. Optica can transform into anything you want—as long as what you want is a blog.

Overview

Documentation

Header Image

If your avatar is a picture of your face, your header image is what you see when you close your eyes. It should say, “yeah, this is who I am.” Or at least what your blog’s about. If you don’t like the way the header image looks on your blog, you can play with the “sliding header” and “stretch header image” settings or turn it off altogether.

Avatar

Since your avatar is the most familiar part of your Tumblr appearance, we thought it’d be nice to include it on your blog. But if you don’t like it, that’s cool too. You can hide it from your blog settings and it’ll only be used on the Dashboard.

Blog title design

There’s something like 12 trillion different combinations of fonts and colors. Play around until you land on one that’s all yours.

Background and accent colors

There are no wrong colors.

Disqus shortname

Built in. Easy and fun!

Google Analytics

No code tweaks. Just plug in your Analytics ID and you’re off to the races.

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